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The all new iTable 15 by Pear

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The all new iTable by Pear comes with the greatest invovations in the table space since the invention of legs. The iTable is made out of fully recycled materials, and with a lightweight design, the iTable may just be the most portable table you'll ever own! Holding over 15 books and being strong enough to function as a a chair, the iTable is also soon to be the strongest table in your posseion. Releacing Decembter 11th at an MSRP of only $39.99, you will NOT pass up this amazing offer!

"A true inovation in table technology." - John Cummiskey
"The iTable 15 is the literal table that managed to table." -Mason Pushman
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